![]() Also, it’s boring and there are a lot of guns, which we don’t like. History - Systemic colonial-patriarchal propaganda that others BIPOC and minority gender-identity groups. Heteronormativity - An oppressive environment induced by most people not being gay. Anything is Hate Speech if you hate the speech. Hate Speech - Any speech that you disagree with, no matter how slightly. Example: “Your refusal to validate my personal experience is literal genocide.” Genocide - Any time a marginalized person’s humanity is erased by someone not agreeing with them. So it’s DOUBLE gender-neutral! Wait, does that cancel it out? We need to rethink this one. Maybe too many bugs for dinner.įeminist - Someone who believes that men and women should be equal and men should also die.įolx - The gender-neutral version of “folks,” which was already gender-neutral to begin with. Can be addressed with beating and shooting.įatphobia - The fear of big, beautiful cholesterol and diabetes. Just give us power, and we’ll give you equity!įascism - Anything that is not woke. They can be literally anything.Įmpowerment - When someone does something the dominant culture considers really degrading, but all the good people say, “You go, girl!”Įquity - When everything is fixed and everyone is happy and all the problems go away. Aryans, assemble! Keep your ears open for dog whistles. Thousands of racists are standing by waiting to hear the dog whistle before they activate. This is a warning.ĭog Whistle - A top-secret racism signal that signals all the racists to do the racism. If you do it by accident, it’s just manslaughter, though.ĭesegregation - The wicked act of invading black spaces with physical whiteness and white thinking.ĭo Better - Believe the same things as me or things will be really bad for you. Then we can stop believing it.ĭeadname - When you erase a trans-body by referring to them by the name given to them at birth. This belief must be held until the West is destroyed. It’s the greatest system ever invented.Ĭritical Theory - The classification of all human interactions as some sort of power imbalance that must be remedied by dismantling systems of oppression until all meaningless sacks of meat and chemicals are the exact same and life is uninteresting, which will make it much easier for humans to just kill themselves, which is the ultimate goal here.Ĭultural Relativism - The essential belief that all cultural ideas are equally valid and must never be compared to an objective moral standard. This is supremely evil, since it turns a blind eye to the lived experience and daily reality of people of color, who all have the same monolithic lived experience and daily reality.Ĭommunism - Basically, it’s loving people and sharing with them, just like the Care Bears taught. Delicious bugs for dinner - again.Ĭolorblind - Adjective describing someone who doesn’t see color or race. Also, any tax can be considered climate justice. But it sounds terrible!Ĭlimate Justice - The act of living in mud huts and eating bugs until the cancer of humanity is extinguished and Mother Gaia can live on. The evilest system that has ever been invented.Ĭisgender - An unenlightened normie who identifies with their biological sex.Ĭisgendered Hetero Patriarchonormative Whitemanspreading - What? No idea what this is. Shun the nonbeliever! The face of cancel culture.Ĭapitalism - A system in which people freely exchange goods and services. Antifascism in action.Ĭanceling - The sacred ritual of shunning those who deny the doctrines of our righteous movement. The best way to be an ally.Īntiracism - The act of judging everyone by skin color in order to defeat racism.Īntifascism - The act of beating people senseless with bike locks to defeat fascism. You’ll find it in their new book, out next week, called “The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness.” But you, lucky progressive, get an exclusive first look:Ībolitionism - The noble movement to remove all police protection from urban communities and replace it with unarmed antiracist interpretive dancers.Īlly - A straight white male who kills himself. To that end, the staff of satire site The Babylon Bee has put together a glossary of all the words you’ll need to know if you want to sound smart while hanging out with your other woke friends. Orwell! George Orwell might’ve been on to something when he wrote about “Newspeak.” Photo by NurPhoto/Corbis via Getty Images “Don’t you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thought-crime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it,” Orwell wrote. The one who controls the language controls the past, present and future. In his woke instruction manual “1984,” author George Orwell wrote about how important it is to control the dictionary.
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